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This party was called In the Dark.
That is all we ever knew about this party
as it was busted hours before we got to the map point, which
was overrun with police.
I guess thats what we get for bitching
about EDC, a perfectly good massive that ended a little early.
In hindsight, 11:30 seemed pretty damn good, because this party
was nothing but police history by 10:20. Maybe it had something
to do with the fact that this party was on or near Edwards Air
Force Base.
What made the night such a dissappointment
was the fact that we were all so excited to go to an underground
desert party. For once, I actually felt like a raver.
We were SO excited that we equiped the Ravers Digest Civic with
Gran Turismo 3 Air Valve Caps at all four corners
as a performance upgrade, just so we could get there that much
faster. We went about 100mph the whole time, except for the immigration/
do-you-have-drugs checkpoint, a brief traffic jam, and a street
race with a Benz where we were doing more like 120. Little did
we know that all of this Gran Turismo 3 action was to be responsible
for ruining the night. As we roll up to the Map Point with dirt
still in place from EDC...
Nada: The Federal Government
told the local authorities to shut us down.
Sam: I guess thats
why people dont throw underground parties.
Marcus: Lets go
to the Dome.
Mark: Lets wake
up Ara and rock F1 cars in GT3.
Matt: Hell yeah, lets
wake that fool up!
We pull over on the way and buy 12s
of MGD.
A pay phone in L.A wakes Ara, for drunken GT3.
Were kickin it, were drinkin, about the universe we thinkin,
Road races and rallies, an import game soundtrack
Then I realize why tonight turned out wack
You see, the very last thing we did before we got on the 5 north
for a long long drive up to the map point, was to equip my car
with GT3 air valve caps. The same GT3 air valve caps that my
friend Ara, who lives in LA, gave me a few weeks ago.
It seemed like an innocent act, with no tangible links
but turned out to be sinister, a Level 4 Jinx
Instead of an all-nighter at an underground rave,
we went to Laguna Seca, Complex String, and Tahiti Maze
A full karma circle, right there for everyone to see it
They were Aras caps, so we had to chill with him to complete
it.
We got home, did an 8:40, then I wrote this, the end.
(If you wanted a story about a phat party... so did I, my friend.) |