Stuff Fo Yo Hands by Mark E 37

Stuff Fo Yo Hands

At parties, there is lots of stuff for your hands. Let’s have a closer look.

Glow sticks: Half life = about 4 hours:

Size
Strings
Description

10"
None Best for big guys, and huge movements. Good for full out dancing.

10”
Nunchaku
Connection I would like to see more Junglists with these, they are rad. If you are a Bruce Lee fan, try these out. A set will cost about $16, plus chains.

10”
Long I have seen scary head speeds with these. They look cool, but must be used outdoors, with room, and with caution.

6”
None The purest form of glowsticking, fun to throw, kick, and catch. Fluid kids love these.

6”
Long The few people that know how to use these well (such as Pat from Club Elements in San Diego) make up for the hundreds that don't.

6”
Short Easier to handle than Long Strings, but not as good.

4”
Short Okay, if you weigh under 122 pounds.

4”
None Pretty lame, too small.

Mouthsize
? Floss ? Too small for your hands, hence “mouth.”

Lights: Half Life, Batteries = about 10 parties:

Single LED Small or tiny size: great for light shows. Also good for pointing at yourself while dancing.

Bike Safety Good for light shows only.

Battery Operated Twirling Seemingly designed to amuse people who are rolling. Requires no skillz, OK for light shows, not for dancing.

Gloves: Half Life = 343 years:

Slim White Possibly the ultimate “thing fo yo hands.” These show how crisp and precise you are. Best under strong black light, and with limited body movement.

Mickey Mouse Really good for full out dancing, they emphasize your hand movements, and can add alot of character to your style.

Car Buffing Fuzzy Good for touching people, can be used with massagers inside for added effect. Not for dancing.

Wet Feel refreshing when you are really hot.

Globes: Half Life: Time it takes you to break them divided by 2:

Large Good for popping with or using as a prop, like a bubble, or balloon. I saw one person at EDC 2000 that was good with this, he was the only one so far.

Small Good for tripping people out with.

Veils: Half Life: Unknown:

Sheer Veil Can hang in the air, or be whipped around to create huge, trippy trails.

Although we encourage submissions, we regretfully could not accept these responses:
Cigarettes, Water, Snow Cones, Girl’s Bodies, Your Face, E

Size	Strings	Description
10"	None	Best for big guys, and huge movements. Good for full out dancing.
10”	Nunchaku Connection	I would like to see more Junglists with these, they are rad. If you are a Bruce Lee fan, try these out. A set will cost about $16, plus chains.
10”	Long	I have seen scary head speeds with these. They look cool, but must be used outdoors, with room, and with caution.
6”	None	The purest form of glowsticking, fun to throw, kick, and catch. Fluid kids love these.
6”	Long	The few people that know how to use these well (such as Pat from Club Elements in San Diego) make up for the hundreds that don't.
6”	Short	Easier to handle than Long Strings, but not as good.
4”	Short	Okay, if you weigh under 122 pounds.
4”	None	Pretty lame, too small.
Mouthsize	? Floss ?	Too small for your hands, hence “mouth.”

Single LED	Small or tiny size: great for light shows. Also good for pointing at yourself while dancing.
Bike Safety	Good for light shows only.
Battery Operated Twirling	Seemingly designed to amuse people who are rolling. Requires no skillz, OK for light shows, not for dancing.

Slim White	Possibly the ultimate “thing fo yo hands.” These show how crisp and precise you are. Best under strong black light, and with limited body movement.
Mickey Mouse	Really good for full out dancing, they emphasize your hand movements, and can add alot of character to your style.
Car Buffing Fuzzy	Good for touching people, can be used with massagers inside for added effect. Not for dancing.
Wet	Feel refreshing when you are really hot.

Large	Good for popping with or using as a prop, like a bubble, or balloon. I saw one person at EDC 2000 that was good with this, he was the only one so far.
Small	Good for tripping people out with.