Monster Energy Drink vs. Redbull vs. Rockstar

Ahh yes, Raving and Energy Drinks, a match made in heaven. All the late night fun of using Hardcore Illegal Street Drugs to stay awake and wired all night long, but at a fraction of the price. Enjoy it kids, there is no way that Monster, Redbull, or Rockstar should be legal, much the less sold to minors.

BUT, since they ARE legal, and contribute a cool 50 million dollars in tax revenue annually in the United States alone, practically guranteeing that they will remain legal ... why not indulge? Energy Drinks are probably bad for you, but since energy drinks are LEGAL drugs, nobody will think you are a bad person for drinking them.

Taking this a step further, why not compound how wasted up you can get by adding a few shots of vodka? Which brings us to this wonderful recipe...

BTW you must be 21 or older to try this in the United States, since it contains VODKA.

Monster Energy Drink and Moster Low Carb Energy Drink are recommended, since they taste good, contain a huge amount of the stuff that keeps you awake (see notes), and are availbale in huge cans, which makes them less expensive per ounce. As a raver, I am sure you can appretiate that.

The Ravers Digest "Binky"

- Ingredients: 6 oz Stolichnaya Vodka, 10 oz Monster Energy Drink, 4 oz cranberry juice.

Preparation: The night before your next big adventure, thouroughly rinse out a LARGE empty water bottle, I suggest Fiji, since it looks nice. Fill the bottle with 8 oz of water and leave the bottle in the freezer ON ITS SIDE over night. Leave the bottle on its side, so that when the water freezes solid, the block of ice does not get in the way of pouring. Right before the party, fill the bottle with 7 oz Stolichnaya Vodka, 7 oz Monster Energy Drink, and 3 oz cranberry juice. Put the bottle in the freezer until it is time to go out to be sure that it is ice cold. BTW, I hope that you keep your vodka in the freezer.

Now you will have a delicious and highly intoxicated beverage that will stay cold for several hours, so you can suck on it all night long.

Enjoy, and drink responsibly. Designate a driver, sleep in your car, get a hotel, go home with some random person and have sex with them if you have to, but NEVER drink and drive.

Notes: 20 fl oz (US) = 0.591470 L

Lo-Carb Monster XXL
Ingredients: Carbonated water, sucrose, glucose, citric acid, natural flavor, taurine, sodium citrate, color added, panax ginseng root extract, l-carnitine, maltodextrin, potassium sorbate, lsodium and sulfate, caffeine, ascorbic acid, sodium benzoate, sucralose, acesulfame potassium, sodium chloride, guarana seed extract, inositol, glucuronolactone, niacinamide, pyridoxine hydrochloride, riboflavin, cyanocobalamin.

Nutrition Facts:
Serving size: 8 fl oz; Servings per container: About 3; Amount per serving: Calories 10; total carbs 3g; sugars 3g; vitamin c 60mg; riboflavin 1.7mg; niacin 20mg; vitamin b6 2mg; vitamin b12 6mcg; sodium 180mg; taurine 1000mg; panax-ginseng 200mg; energy blend 2500mg

Monster Energy XXL
Ingredients: Carbonated water, sucrose, glucose, citric acid, taurine, natural flavors, sodium citrate, l-carnitine, panax ginseng root extract, ascorbic acid, caffeine, sodium chloride, niacinamide, riboflavin, guarana seed extract, inositol, glucuronalactone, pyridoxine hydrochloride, cyanobalmin.

Nutrition Facts: Serving size: 8 fl oz; Servings per container: About 3; Amount per serving: Calories 100; total carbs 27g; sugars 27g; vitamin c 60mg; riboflavin 1.7mg; niacin 20mg; vitamin b6 2mg; vitamin b12 6mcg; sodium 180mg; taurine 1000mg; panax-ginseng 200mg; energy blend 2500mg

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