want to come out and play with crazy insomniac heads?
be sure to wear some comfortable threads
that you can dance in all night long,
till the break of dawn, when you all greet your beds...
look up directions to the venue ahead of time
so plans don't get screwed up by a wrong turn or long line
remember to stash lots of cash
--so you can afford expensive water--
and keep your health from getting thrashed
always work out a deal for a designated driver,
that will guarantee you end the night a happy survivor...
stick with your group, don't chill with someone you don't know
cuz some sick bastard might violate you, and that would blow...
red bull is a must for those who plan to stay awake,
gum, chapstick and a lighter,
just use your head, don't lose your kool...
THAT is the most important rule.
Tip number one is to get directions
Tip number Two:
Park in a safe place, at your discretion.
Tip number three:
if you take a camera, bring a couple rolls
Four says to wear a sweater that screens the cold.
Tip number Five is plain and simple
Dance to the beats real quick and nimble
Six hours strong is what it really takes
Seven a.m. at the meet up place
Tip eight should be to always smile
Because Tip nine says
With out eight you have no style.
Tip number ten is really fun:
Read these directions: Repeat to number ONE!
Remember to rest up before the extensive drive,
Hidden pockets are well the worth
Adjust your rag, visor or hat
The sun is rising, and youre still awake
Roll Past the check point,
I doze off, and hold my stuff tight
Park the ride, but not too far
A wink, a smile, sometimes a hand shake too
get to the venue, don't waste time
find the house room, then the drum n bass
when a girl comes on to you, please realize
pull out a key, and scratch her digits into a flier
SO, you want to head out to your very first rave?
get a good night's sleep, or at least take a nap
park in a secure spot, no matter how far
at least for tonight take only smiles and hugs